• Avengers Disassemble

    George Patrick has agreed to do a weekly article titled STFU (you can figure out what that means). Warning, may not be suitable for younger readers.  The...

 
 
 
 

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  • Man of Steel Trailer focuses on Zod

    Not Your Grandpa’s General Zod Apparently the General Zod in Man of Steel is a little bit more clear cut in his desires than he was in Superman 2. He wants Kal-El, and he wants him now. If  a few billion humans have to die to get what he wants, so be it. Man of [...]

     
     
  • Transformers 4 Rumors (Possible Spoilers)

    Below are some rumors I found about Transformers 4 on Joblo.com. If you don’t want anything spoiled for you– even if there is a chance that these rumors are in fact just that, rumors– do not continue reading.  Well, let’s start out with things we know for sure about Transformers 4. First of all, Michael [...]

     
     
  • Superman Trailer explains what the S means

    Man of Steel Trailer Best one Yet I don’t think there’s a single movie that I’m more excited for this summer than Man of Steel. Since inception, Superman has been one of the most popular superheroes on Earth, yet has been one of the most boring. He was always the All-American type kid, who never [...]

     
     
  • The Wolverine Trailer shows Jean Grey haunting him

    The Wolverine Movie Trailer That’s one of the tricky things about being immortal; when you blame yourself for someone else’s death, you have eternity to deal with it. Well in this trailer for The Wolverine, we see him go from feeling pity for himself, to eventually deciding that he does in fact want to live. [...]

     
     
  • Pacific Rim Trailer Looks Like Transformers Wannabe

    Uggghhhh. When I first heard of the premise for Guillermo del Toro’s film Pacific Rim, I had high hopes. Monsters attack humans, humans build giant robots to battle monsters. Simple premise, all you have to do is get a good storyline, make me give a shit whether the main characters die, and throw in the [...]

     
     
  • My Star Wars Episode 7 Wish List

    The Disney acquisition of Star Wars has been such a bittersweet storyline for me. On one hand, we’re getting more Star Wars movies. On the other hand, my beloved Star Wars Expanded Universe material has been basically rendered alternate-universe. I had always read the books with the thought that everything Star Wars was connected. Now [...]

     
     
  • Will Smith Realizes that Kids Just Don’t Understand Either in After Earth Clip

    While watching this clip from After Earth, all I could think about was the Fresh Prince rapping about how “Parents Just Don’t Understand”. Well, as you’ll see below, the character played by Will Smith’s son Jaden doesn’t seem to understand him either. Of course, if dozens of human-killing monkeys started surrounding me, I don’t think [...]

     
     
  • Don’t Touch Lola: Extended Trailer for Agents of SHIELD

    Don’t Touch Lola: Extended Trailer for Agents of SHIELD

    Now that all the world knows that Coulson is alive; what we really want to find out  is whether or not this beloved character will be able to carry an entire TV series. If the extended trailer of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D is any indication, I think the answer will be yes. This show actually looks [...]

     
     
  • New Riddick Trailer: Helping Me Forget Prometheus

    If you’re like me, you were really excited to see Prometheus. Unfortunately, you left that movie with a feeling of emptiness. The movie could have either been a character driven movie, or one that focused on action. Ultimately it half-assed both aspects. It was the ultimate in ‘doing everything decent, yet doing nothing well’ type [...]

     
     
  • Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Trailer

    Clark Gregg is Back as Agent Coulson in Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Agent Phil Coulson is back, though he probably never really went away. Remember when Nick Fury  played that guilt trip on Captain America and Iron Man in the Avengers, making them think that Coulson had died? Well, it appears he was manipulating them [...]

     
     
 
 
 
 
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